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"~Ohh, say can you see!
I'm proud to be an American!
'Cause there's a party in the U.S.A.,
For all the kids in America! Woah!
God bless America!
America, America!
'Cause I don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot-!~"
"AMERICA!" You screeched.
"What?" He stared at you, confused.
You had been trying to get America's attention for the past 5 minutes, but he just kept singing, completely ignoring you. It was funny, yes, to watch him dance about like a maniac and an idiot, but he wasn't paying attention at all as he sang extremely loudly. Plus, whatever he was singing sounded really strange. The lyrics seemed to have different paces and patterns apart from each other, like as if he were singing multiple parts of separate songs.
"FINALLY! I've been trying to get your attention for, like, ever! Anyway, what the heck are you even singing?!"
"Huh? Oh, a bunch of songs about me all mixed together!"
"....What the heck?" You stared at him like he was crazy.
"YUPP! A bunch of lines from songs about the amazing hero, the beautiful country of freedom, all mixed into one~ It ROCKS! ~In a nation blessed, it's the very best-!~"
"America?" He started walking away. "America!"
He just ignored you, dancing around and singing loudly again.
"~'Cause I'm the Yankee Doodle Boy!
Yankee Doodle, keep it up! Yankee Doodle dandy!
God gave me the right to be a free American!
Let liberty extend its mighty hand!
The land of hope and liberty!
This land is your land, this land is my land!
This is my country, hear my proud voice!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!~"
So I got bored and I'm going through a MASSIVE America phase... And I started wondering how many songs there are about America... And then I made this.
Anyway, sorry if this sucks. If there are any errors, feel free to tell me! And no, I do not dislike Canadians, actually, I like them very much, I just put the song Canadian Idiot in there anyway.
BY THE WAY, do you guys like I should I seriously make a song like this (mashing a bunch of USA songs together)?! XD I don't know, I'm bored!
Anyway, Hetalia does not belong to me.
You don't belong to me.
None of the songs used belong to me: The Star-Spangled Banner, God Bless The U.S.A., Party In The U.S.A., Kids In America, God Bless America, America The Beautiful, Canadian Idiot, I Am Thankful To Be An American, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Yankee Doodle, There's A Star-Spangled Banner Waving Somewhere, I Love You So, Stars And Stripes Forever, This Is My Country, Battle Hymn Of The Republic.
I hope you all liked this! Please comment if you want~! ^^
EDIT: I just wanted to say, YES. I AM AMERICAN. And you know what? I'm pretty damn proud to be one. No I don't think that I'm better than anyone else because I'm American... But I'm just proud. Anyway, if anyone who is reading this is American and are proud to be one, please tell me in the comments!
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EbilWolf9 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
I'm American...but I'm not proud to be hated by practically half of the world XD
Torini-Fettuccini Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
True true. XD
NatalieCosplay Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Canadian Idiot. Bwahahaha. Poor Matthew :(
Torini-Fettuccini Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Lol, I know right? Poor Mattie! But, let's face it, America is full enough of himself to say that. know, if he knows what a Canadian is. XD
NatalieCosplay Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Hey america!
*Canada turns around*
Who are youuuu?
Torini-Fettuccini Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Hahaha XD NOOOOOO *dramatic* Poor Mattie, always being mistaken! XD
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